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1.73sI wouldn't do this. It's barbaric overkill.
1.99sI mean, you could accomplish the same result with, like,
2.43sfive Mortys and a jumper cable.
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1.4sWhich I also wouldn't do!
2.8sI'm just saying, it's bad craftsmanship.
2.33sBETH: Coffee time! RICKS: Yo, yo, yo, yo!
2.83sThat's what I like to hear!
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1.64sHi, Jerry.
1.83sLeave me alone. I'm working.
1.9sOh, you are? W-W-W-What do you do?
3.06sl-l'm -- I'm in between advertising jobs.
1.9sAdvertising? Wow!
2.13sSo, people need help figuring out what to buy,
1.37sand then y-y-you help 'em?
2.56sWell, it's a little more complicated than that.
3.96sWell, I mean, you do it, and you seem like a guy who really has it all together.
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2.49sDude, are you -- w-- you're being a dick, right?
1.4sOh, gosh, l-l hope not.
2.47sl-l-l-l-l-l wouldn't want to offend you in any way.
1.9sYou're really a Rick?
1.99sY-- of course I am --
1.9sjust as much as my Morty's a Marty,
3.84sHey, he looks a lot like Eric Stoltz from the movie "Mask."
1.7sYou know, the one with Cher in it?
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