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2.3sWell, it's a big responsibility, Chris.
2.87sThat means you'll have to clean up after him and feed him.
2sWhat do you eat? Attention.
1.17sI like your hair.
1.1sStill hungry.
2.2sYou have a beautiful speaking voice.
1.6sI'm full.
3.37sLet's see, I guess 185 pounds.
1.3s
2.4sWrong. I'm 95% helium.
3.07s
1.33sBrian, look what I won.
1.17sWow, what'd you win that for?
1.92sFor having the best pig in the competition.
1.83s- Wait, you bred a pig?
- Sure did.
2.2sMost genetically perfect one in the contest.
1.03sOink.
1.03sOh, my God!
1.43sYes. He's something, isn't he?
1.07sAre those fists?
1.73sDamn right. Show him, pig.
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1.4sHow the hell did you do this?