2.77sBrian, this feels weird.
1.1sHit the button!
0.87s
0.96s
2.92sOh, God, what is this? I feel like I'm on acid or something.
6.22sAccording to the Multiverse Guide, this is a universe where everything is depicted as a Washington Post political cartoon.
1.63sGood Lord, I'm naked!
2.97sAnd why am I holding a dinner platter that says "McCain-Feingold"?