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2.4sErgo, muscular, genetically perfect pigs.
1.47sHey, look. There's Quagmire.
1.53sThanks, honey. Say hi to your husband.
4.8s(CHIMING) Well, I got AIDS again. Better take my NyQuil Cold, Flu and AIDS.
1.35sWhat time do you suppose it is, Brian?
1.27sI don't know. About 3:30.
1.73sWatch the sidewalk.
2.47sMy God! Is that Meg?
1.4sAnd you know what's amazing?
2.5sIn this universe, she's still one of the ugly ones.
2.67sIf you saw Lois, your penis would shoot right off your body.
1.88sCome on. I'll show you around.
1.24sHey, is there a bathroom around here?
1.2sYou need to go pee or poop?
1.33sPoop. One poop removal.
3.2s(POPPING) Wow, did I just go poop?
1.67sYou sure did. All digital.
1.03sWhere does it go?