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4.1sBoy, they've got some very unusual prizes at the carnival this year.
2.54sA winner! Congratulations, son.
2.5sYou've won a genuine, live homosexual.
2.2sWhere are we going? Wait! Don't tell me!
2.07sOh, boy! Mom, can I keep him?
2.3sWell, it's a big responsibility, Chris.
2.87sThat means you'll have to clean up after him and feed him.
2sWhat do you eat? Attention.
1.17sI like your hair.
1.1sStill hungry.
2.2sYou have a beautiful speaking voice.
1.6sI'm full.
3.37sLet's see, I guess 185 pounds.
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2.4sWrong. I'm 95% helium.
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1.33sBrian, look what I won.