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1.1sBRIAN: Where are we?
1.3sSTEWIE: This is Quahog, Brian.
1.55sSame year, same time.
2.65sBut in this universe, Christianity never existed.
6.01sWhich means the Dark Ages of scientific repression never occurred and thus, humanity is 1,000 years more advanced.
2.4sErgo, muscular, genetically perfect pigs.
1.47sHey, look. There's Quagmire.
1.53sThanks, honey. Say hi to your husband.
4.8s(CHIMING) Well, I got AIDS again. Better take my NyQuil Cold, Flu and AIDS.
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1.12sAll gone.
1.35sWhat time do you suppose it is, Brian?
1.27sI don't know. About 3:30.
1.73sWatch the sidewalk.
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2.47sMy God! Is that Meg?
1.6s36-D, Brian.
1.4sAnd you know what's amazing?
2.5sIn this universe, she's still one of the ugly ones.