2.45sIt looks like Quahog was vaporized or something.
1.32sIt says that in this universe,
1.77sFrank Sinatra was never born.
2.67sAnd therefore, he was unable to use his influence to get Kennedy elected.
3.77sSo Nixon won the 1960 election and totally botched the Cuban missile crisis,
1.43scausing World War III.
2.37sWow, so I guess Lee Harvey Oswald never shot Kennedy?
1.72sNo. He shot Mayor McCheese.
1.48s(SPECTATORS CHEERING)