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2sWhat do you eat? Attention.
1.17sI like your hair.
1.1sStill hungry.
2.2sYou have a beautiful speaking voice.
1.6sI'm full.
3.37sLet's see, I guess 185 pounds.
1.3s
2.4sWrong. I'm 95% helium.
3.07s
1.33sBrian, look what I won.
1.17sWow, what'd you win that for?
1.92sFor having the best pig in the competition.
1.83s- Wait, you bred a pig?
- Sure did.
2.2sMost genetically perfect one in the contest.
1.03sOink.
1.03sOh, my God!
1.43sYes. He's something, isn't he?
1.07sAre those fists?
1.73sDamn right. Show him, pig.
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1.4sHow the hell did you do this?
1.63sI'll let you in on a little secret, Brian.
2.23sI didn't do it. I got it from a farm.
2.24sWhat the hell kind of farm breeds pigs like this?
1.7sWould you like to see it for yourself, Brian?
1.13s- Yeah, I would.
- Good.
4.87sBecause it's gonna blow your mind like the stereopticon did to Americans in 1910.
2.13sHey, I'm in New York City! No, I'm not.
2.07sYes, I am. No, I'm not. Yes, I am!