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2.17sLois' life insurance policy paid off.
2.6sI've got more money than Barbra Streisand.
1.87sHoney, I'm going shopping.
2.84s
2.77sAnd I was gonna valet park.
3.14sI didn't know that you had life insurance on Lois.
1.57sDid you get that right before the cruise?
1.84sActually, I got it on the cruise.
2.2sRight after we had that big fight when I said, "I wish you were dead,"
2.07sright before I never saw her again.
2.27sWell, see you guys later. I got to go buy hot dogs.
3.07sWe keep running out for some reason.
7.61sEither of you guys think it's a little suspicious that Peter took out a life insurance policy on Lois right before she went missing?
1.2sYou don't think...
1.97sThat fat bastard murdered her, didn't he?
4.14sThat son of a bitch. He's a killer, like Bernie Goetz.
2.23sYou know, the subway vigilante from the '80s?
2.77sI used to do a bit about him back when I was doing stand up.
3.74sWhat else is in the news? Oh, oh, oh, Bernie Goetz, you hear about this?
3.67sThis guy Bernie Goetz shot a bunch of muggers on the subway.
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