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2.97sI feel like that fat-ass British girl from Titanic.
2.07sWhat girl? The lead in Titanic,
2.17sthe one opposite Leonardo DiCaprio.
1.97s- Sweetheart, that was a guy. - What?
2.27sThat was a guy. That was Philip Seymour Hoffman.
1.67sWhat? No, it wasn't.
2.6sYes, it was, honey. It was Philip Seymour Hoffman.
3.07s(CHUCKLING) Look at you out here, on a big trip.
2.17sWhat are you doing? I'll teach that hussy to go on a boat ride without me.
2.64sWhen she returns, I'm going to put bamboo splinters under all her fingernails.
1.97sThen I'm gonna strip her down and tie her to the bed.
5.41sOkay. Then I'm gonna make her crawl on her hands and knees while I drip hot candle wax all over her back.
1.13sAnd then what are you gonna do?
1.43sLet's see...
2sAre you gonna shower her off after all that candle wax?
1.53sNo, I'm gonna keep her filthy.
1.73sYeah, she's been a bad girl.
2.23sAnd then I'm gonna gag her with her own underwear.