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1.67sThis trial is called to order.
3.14sDefense counsel, we will hear your opening statement.
4.9sHey, everybody. Today's the big day. That's all, Your Honor.
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1.3sGood. Good.
2sProsecutor, call your first witness.
3.47sPeter called me right after he killed my daughter to tell me he killed my daughter.
2.57sReally? Well, that is interesting.
1.53sYes, and as a favor to the court,
3.24sI've produced this simulation of how the killing transpired.
5.04sI play Peter, and I hired an Asian hooker to play my daughter.
4.7sLois, I'm fat and I'm stupid, and I fart at times that ruin my father-in-law's social occasions,
1.57sand that's why I'm never invited to them.
2.1sYou pay me now?
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3.7s(PEOPLE GASPING) That's how it happened. And that Lois was no saint, either.
3.5sSaid she'd give me an over-under for 60 bucks. Got gipped.
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