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2.23sYou know, the subway vigilante from the '80s?
2.77sI used to do a bit about him back when I was doing stand up.
3.74sWhat else is in the news? Oh, oh, oh, Bernie Goetz, you hear about this?
3.67sThis guy Bernie Goetz shot a bunch of muggers on the subway.
3.84sWouldn't mind having him with me next time I go see my mother-in-law.
2.2sNo, but really, New York City's a great place to live,
1.57sif you're a cockroach.
1.67sMAN: You suck! I know.
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3.27sHey, Stewie, I found this receipt for a speedboat rental upstairs in your room.
3.24sIt's dated about a year ago. Any idea how it got there?
2.1sSomeone who rented a speedboat must've left it there.
1.03sUh-huh.
1.33sWell, you can play innocent all you want.