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4.7sLois, I'm fat and I'm stupid, and I fart at times that ruin my father-in-law's social occasions,
1.57sand that's why I'm never invited to them.
2.1sYou pay me now?
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3.7s(PEOPLE GASPING) That's how it happened. And that Lois was no saint, either.
3.5sSaid she'd give me an over-under for 60 bucks. Got gipped.
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2.3sChris, have you ever seen your father do anything bad?
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0.97sWell, now that you mention it...
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1.63sHey, Meg. Proud of you.
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