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2.23sYou know, the subway vigilante from the '80s?
2.77sI used to do a bit about him back when I was doing stand up.
3.74sWhat else is in the news? Oh, oh, oh, Bernie Goetz, you hear about this?
3.67sThis guy Bernie Goetz shot a bunch of muggers on the subway.
3.84sWouldn't mind having him with me next time I go see my mother-in-law.
2.2sNo, but really, New York City's a great place to live,
1.57sif you're a cockroach.
1.67sMAN: You suck! I know.
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3.27sHey, Stewie, I found this receipt for a speedboat rental upstairs in your room.
3.24sIt's dated about a year ago. Any idea how it got there?
2.1sSomeone who rented a speedboat must've left it there.
1.03sUh-huh.
1.33sWell, you can play innocent all you want.
2.43sI am gonna find the evidence to put you away,
3.57sstarting by proving that you were on that cruise ship the night Lois disappeared.
2.37sNo, I wasn't. I was at the carnival with Rupert.