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3.4sSo I turned to Lois and I says, "You want to get an abortion here?
3.2s"You want to get an abortion with the abortionist having a stump hand?"
1.67sAnd she says, "An abortion here?
2s"Are you kidding me? The abortionist's got one hand.
1.53s"How do you abort with one hand?"
2.54sAnd I says, "That's what I just said. The abortionist has one hand.
1.8s"We can't get an abortion here."
2.54sSo we turned around and went home and two-and-a-half months later,
1.53sour daughter, Meg, was born.
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3.24sOkay, explain to me exactly what I did wrong.
2.9sPeter, that story was completely inappropriate.
4.47sWell, send me the crap to hell for being nostalgic about the early years of our marriage.
2.13sYou've totally ruined this trip for me.
2.8sI am mortified to even show my face around this ship.
1.7sHey, the Captain's the one who should be embarrassed.
1.7sHis story was gay.
2.07sYou're gay.
3.24sPleasuring a man with a socked foot, one time, does not make a person gay.
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