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1.6sPeter, stop picking your teeth.
1.8sWe're at the Captain's table.
3.57sAnd that was the first time I saw the northern lights at their peak.
4.87sAnd as I gazed, astonished at their lustrous brilliance,
2.7sI turned to my first mate and I said,
4s"We are looking into the very eyes of God."
0.97sWhat a wonderful story.
1sAll right, I got one for you.
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1.57sSo, me and Lois are driving up to Vermont to get this abortion...
1.03sPeter!
1.77sHang on, hang on, Lois. Don't ruin it.
2.03sAll right. So, we're driving up to get this abortion,
1.37sand we get to the abortion clinic,
2.4sand the abortionist has one hand.
1.7sThe abortionist has one hand.
1.9sMissing hand on the abortionist.
1.1sAnd we're there to get an abortion.
1.07sPeter, for God's...
1.63sI'll tell it. I'll tell it.
3.4sSo I turned to Lois and I says, "You want to get an abortion here?
3.2s"You want to get an abortion with the abortionist having a stump hand?"
1.67sAnd she says, "An abortion here?
2s"Are you kidding me? The abortionist's got one hand.
1.53s"How do you abort with one hand?"
2.54sAnd I says, "That's what I just said. The abortionist has one hand.
1.8s"We can't get an abortion here."
2.54sSo we turned around and went home and two-and-a-half months later,