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4.9sANNOUNCER: We now return to Harrison Ford Telling Random People He Wants His Family Back.
1.23sI want my family back.
1.3sOkay.
1.2sGive me back my family.
1.5sGet off me.
1.9sI want my family back.
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1.33sHey, where've I had another date.?
2.33sYou know, I'm glad you're finally putting yourself out there.
1.57sLois would've wanted you to move on.
2.27sYeah, only this one was kind of awkward.
2.74sSo, I'm a Leo and your ad said that you're a Cancer?
2.37sNo, actually, it said I have cancer.
2.33sNot cancer of the vagina, is it?
1.47sHere, have some more wine.
1.03sThen, there was that date I had with that stick figure.
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3.04s(STUTTERING) So, how would this work in bed?
3.7sWell, I can't do sex, but I can give you a stick job.
1.77sThat... That sounds...
1.9sYes, it is very unpleasant.
2.87sBut the freakiest was that date I had with Bonnie.
3.14sBONNIE: Peter, you don't know how badly I need this.
2.37sPETER: I don't know, Bonnie. It's just a little weird.