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0.97sWhat a wonderful story.
1sAll right, I got one for you.
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1.57sSo, me and Lois are driving up to Vermont to get this abortion...
1.03sPeter!
1.77sHang on, hang on, Lois. Don't ruin it.
2.03sAll right. So, we're driving up to get this abortion,
1.37sand we get to the abortion clinic,
2.4sand the abortionist has one hand.
1.7sThe abortionist has one hand.
1.9sMissing hand on the abortionist.
1.1sAnd we're there to get an abortion.
1.07sPeter, for God's...
1.63sI'll tell it. I'll tell it.
3.4sSo I turned to Lois and I says, "You want to get an abortion here?
3.2s"You want to get an abortion with the abortionist having a stump hand?"
1.67sAnd she says, "An abortion here?
2s"Are you kidding me? The abortionist's got one hand.
1.53s"How do you abort with one hand?"
2.54sAnd I says, "That's what I just said. The abortionist has one hand.
1.8s"We can't get an abortion here."
2.54sSo we turned around and went home and two-and-a-half months later,
1.53sour daughter, Meg, was born.
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3.24sOkay, explain to me exactly what I did wrong.
2.9sPeter, that story was completely inappropriate.
4.47sWell, send me the crap to hell for being nostalgic about the early years of our marriage.