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3.17sLucky there's a man who positively can do
1.78sAll the things that make us
1.32sLaugh and cry
5.42sHe's a family guy
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2.5sGood evening, I'm Tom Tucker. Diane can't be with us today.
1.77sWhere is Diane, Ollie? She dead!
2.03sThanks, Ollie. Yes, Diane is no longer with us.
1.53sShe was shot by an unknown assailant,
2.94safter she herself committed a series of gruesome murders.
2.53sI'd like to welcome our new co-anchor, Joyce Kinney.
1.42s- Welcome, Joyce. - Thanks, Tom.
2.47sWow, you sound crazy nervous.
1.8sIn local news,
1.9sthere was a hit-and-run by a drunk driver today at Quahog Park.
1.33sTwo children are missing.
3.07s(GASPS) I was just there.
2.65sOh, boy. Don't let Brian see this.
3.74sIt says here that Rush Limbaugh will be signing books at the Quahog Mall.
1.7sBRIAN: I have very good hearing!
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