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1.7sYou sure are, slugger.
1.42sHey, you got one for me?
1.47sWhat? What are you talking about?
1.62sOh, come on, Uncle Rush.
1.23sI don't know what you're talking about, really.
3.7sOh! Wait a second.
3.77sYay! Yippee! Thanks, Uncle Rush! Don't tell my dad.
2.94sRush, you're not giving him sweets, are you? God damn it.
1.44sWhat's the harm?
4.14sHe's going to be pooping all over his Spider-Man sheets and I'm the one who's going to have to deal with it.
1.5sHey there, Rush. How you doing?
1.8sHey, I'd like you to meet my friend, Brian.
1.53sBrian, John McCain.
1.93sGosh, it sure is a pleasure, Mr. McCain.
1.55sHow do you two know each other?
2.94sOh, Rush and I used to solve mysteries together back in the day.
1.48sI don't understand, John.
3.1sThe groundskeeper said he saw the mummy burning the flag.
1.77sBut mummies don't hate America.
2.84sThey sure don't, Rush. But Democrats do.
2.94s(TEETH CHATTERING) Oh, it's okay, Hot Dog.
3.6sBut I think it's time we unravel the mummy and the mystery.