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2.82sHey, Rush, who'd win in a fight between you and Oprah?
1.47sYou know, actually, it was a draw.
1.77sWe destroyed most of downtown Tokyo,
2.94sand then she just walked sadly back into the sea.
1.97sSo, nice weather today.
1.3sYeah, unseasonably cool.
2.94sI guess we can forget that whole global warming myth.
2.65sGlobal warming is not a myth, you son of a bitch!
1.62sLook, what the hell are you so hostile for?
1.82sBecause you brainwashed our dog.
1.63sHey, listen, sister, I just...
2.1s(FARTING)
1.07s
1.03sI'm sorry.
3.25sLook, all I did was expose Brian to a different way of thinking.
2.07sHe embraced... Oh, God, I'm gonna move over here.
1.5sHe embraced it on his own, Lois.
1.93sWell, after Rush opened my eyes,
2.5sI am seeing the world in a whole new way now.
2.9sTo quote a famous troublemaker, "I have a dream..."
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3.33s
3.55sI dream of Republicantown
12.16sWhere men to the right of the aisle Don't back down The streets are aglow with the smell of apple pies And babies come out of the womb in coats and ties Nice place, huh, Rush?