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1.98sHey, my friend, who should I make this out to?
2.72sYeah. Make it out to Charmin, because that's how I'm going to use it.
3.05s"Charmin." Is that with an "S-H" or...
1.73sWait a minute. That's not nice.
1.87sYou're saying my book is fecal matter.
2.77sNo, actually, I'm saying it's toilet paper, but listen, Limbaugh,
2.53smy name is Brian Griffin and I have got something to say to you.
4sOur republic has been bastardized and royally screwed up thanks to you jackasses.
1.93sYou suck! And you're terrible!
3.74sAnd you've been divorced several times.
2.32sYes, valid points you're raising, my friend,
2.6sand I respect you for raising them. But may I ask you a question?
1.08sOkay.
2.17sHave you ever read anything I've written?
1.25sWell, no, I haven't.
3.27sBut I've read things other people have written about the things you've written,
3.57sand I do not approve of the things I've read from others about the things they've read from you.