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1.5sHey there, Rush. How you doing?
1sHey, John.
1.8sHey, I'd like you to meet my friend, Brian.
1.53sBrian, John McCain.
1.93sGosh, it sure is a pleasure, Mr. McCain.
1.55sHow do you two know each other?
2.94sOh, Rush and I used to solve mysteries together back in the day.
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1.48sI don't understand, John.
3.1sThe groundskeeper said he saw the mummy burning the flag.
1.77sBut mummies don't hate America.
2.84sThey sure don't, Rush. But Democrats do.
2.5sRuh-roh. Remocrats.
2.94s(TEETH CHATTERING) Oh, it's okay, Hot Dog.
3.6sBut I think it's time we unravel the mummy and the mystery.
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1.1sI don't get it, John.
2.33sHow's a pig gonna help us lure the mummy?
3.67sRush, I've never known a Democrat to pass up pork.
1.37s(SNICKERING)
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1.8s(MOANING)
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0.93sGotcha!
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3.17sNow let's find out who you really are.