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2.5sGood evening, I'm Tom Tucker. Diane can't be with us today.
1.77sWhere is Diane, Ollie? She dead!
2.03sThanks, Ollie. Yes, Diane is no longer with us.
1.53sShe was shot by an unknown assailant,
2.94safter she herself committed a series of gruesome murders.
2.53sI'd like to welcome our new co-anchor, Joyce Kinney.
1.42s- Welcome, Joyce.
- Thanks, Tom.
2.47sWow, you sound crazy nervous.
1.8sIn local news,
1.9sthere was a hit-and-run by a drunk driver today at Quahog Park.
1.33sTwo children are missing.
3.07s(GASPS) I was just there.
2.65sOh, boy. Don't let Brian see this.
3.74sIt says here that Rush Limbaugh will be signing books at the Quahog Mall.
1.7sBRIAN: I have very good hearing!
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1.75sHe's awful.
3.07sBut I thought Rush Limbaugh is a fictional character played by Fred Savage.
1.87s- Where'd you hear that?
- Fox News.
2.7sThen it's a lie. Everything Fox News says is a lie.
2.8sBut this one's true, Mom. You saw it with your own eyes,
1.97sand then you reported it on Fox News.