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3.64sLike sweet Mickey Rourke and his gorgeous right-wing scars
1.23sChuck Norris is one
8.54sAnd he's got a right-wing beard Jon Voight is another He's just right-wing weird His daughter's pretty hot, though.
2.34sAt one time, Brian. At one time.
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2.49sBut how about global warming?
9.41sIt's a snow job By Obama and his crew But aren't all his findings Backed by science?
3.4sCareful, Lois, now you're sounding like a Jew
3.49sWe dream of Republicantown
3.72sWhere Clinton is viewed as a crazy commie clown
3.45sA place where America's growing free and strong
3.13s'Cause when you come down to it, this is where
5.37sWe all belong
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2.87sWell, I got to tell you, I'm not buying any of this crap.