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6.44swe, your people, who have been on this planet for 6,000 years and not a second more, wish to thank you for this bounty,
4.02sand for keeping Congress predominantly white through Christ our Lord, amen.
6.47sSo, Rush, I see you made it here okay driving on roads built with public funds, by the government.
1.25sYeah, what about that, Rush?
1.8sI guess the government's pretty good, like Lois says.
2.47sActually, I took the toll roads. Privately built.
2.74sWay smoother than the crumbling public road system.
2.14sYeah, Lois. Government sucks at doing stuff.
1.73sOh, no, toll roads sound great.
2.47sToo bad only the very rich can afford to use them.
1.07sI agree with Lois.
4.1sWell, maybe more people could if the government wasn't taxing the bejesus out of them.
1.27sNow I agree with Rush.
2.6sI'm too stupid to make up my own mind.
2.14sYeah, okay. Whatever you say, Rush.
2.82sHey, Rush, who'd win in a fight between you and Oprah?
1.47sYou know, actually, it was a draw.
1.77sWe destroyed most of downtown Tokyo,
2.94sand then she just walked sadly back into the sea.
1.97sSo, nice weather today.
1.3sYeah, unseasonably cool.
2.94sI guess we can forget that whole global warming myth.