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1.27sWhat else did you buy?
2.82sOh, a couple things, that light fixture,
3.9snew heat regulator on your stove, your man-bra,
3.37syour garbage disposal, your dishwasher,
0.98sand your new cat.
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1.6s(MOOING)
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1.83sAnd you're listening to the Rush Limbaugh Show.
3.37sI want to take a moment to give a shout-out to my good friend Ken Lay,
1.57sfaked his own death,
2.74slistening in on a ham radio somewhere in international waters.
1.97sSmooth sailing, Kenny boy.
1.99sHey, Rush? Is it okay to hang out in here?
3.2sAll right, fine. Just don't say anything, okay?
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2.32sSo, friends, we were talking about Nancy Pelosi.
2.44sHow do we stop her? How do we stop the Pelosi agenda...
1.25sHey, I'll tell you how.
1.74sYou strap her to a board, put a cloth in her mouth,
2sand pour water over it to simulate drowning.
2.3sYeah! Small government!
2.3sAnd why don't we take a short break here, folks.
1.1sWe'll be right back.
1.28sBrian, are you nuts?
1.83sWhat the hell kind of show you think I'm doing here?
2.02sWhat? What are you... Come on. Pelosi's a monster.