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2.54sbecause Rush Limbaugh is coming over for dinner tonight.
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2.27sLois, this dinner looks delicious.
1.4sOh, well, thank you.
1.47sDig in, everyone.
2.6sHang on, hang on. I think you're forgetting the grace, Lois.
3.32s(SIGHS) Dear God who definitely exists,
6.44swe, your people, who have been on this planet for 6,000 years and not a second more, wish to thank you for this bounty,
4.02sand for keeping Congress predominantly white through Christ our Lord, amen.
6.47sSo, Rush, I see you made it here okay driving on roads built with public funds, by the government.
1.25sYeah, what about that, Rush?
1.8sI guess the government's pretty good, like Lois says.
2.47sActually, I took the toll roads. Privately built.
2.74sWay smoother than the crumbling public road system.
2.14sYeah, Lois. Government sucks at doing stuff.
1.73sOh, no, toll roads sound great.
2.47sToo bad only the very rich can afford to use them.
1.07sI agree with Lois.
4.1sWell, maybe more people could if the government wasn't taxing the bejesus out of them.