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2.07sI want to share something with you.
3.39sThe three little sentences that will get you through life.
2.5sNumber one: "Cover for me."
2.6sNumber two: "Oh, good idea, boss."
2.92sNumber three: "it was like that when I got here."
3.47sHey, this is good stuff. Told ya. Now come on. You're gonna learn how to shave.
5.07sAnd finally, the little spot under your nose.
3.14sNext, we take some toilet paper,
2.54stear off some teensy little squares...
5.14sand stick one there and there and anyplace you're bleeding.
3.69sThere and there. Don't worry. The blood'll hold it right on your face.
2.64sAnd now, some aftershave.
3.69sOoh ! Ahh ! Eee !
2.2sSon of a--
4.15sOh ! Eee ! And that's how we shave.
0.25sDoh !
0.25sWhoa !
1.02sWhy, you little--
0.27sIt was like that when I got here.
4.59sOh, that's my boy.
2.64s"Listen to Lisa play her sax."