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3.97s- No ! I just want to have a heart-to-heart talk.
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3.9sYou know, Bart, after me, you're the man around the house,
1.94sand you're gonna have to help out with--
3.37sAh, come on ! I do plenty around here ! Lisa never lifts a finger.
3.15sShut up ! Bart, this is good stuff.
2.07sI want to share something with you.
3.39sThe three little sentences that will get you through life.
2.5sNumber one: "Cover for me."
2.6sNumber two: "Oh, good idea, boss."
2.92sNumber three: "it was like that when I got here."
3.47sHey, this is good stuff. Told ya. Now come on. You're gonna learn how to shave.
5.07sAnd finally, the little spot under your nose.
3.14sNext, we take some toilet paper,
2.54stear off some teensy little squares...
5.14sand stick one there and there and anyplace you're bleeding.
3.69sThere and there. Don't worry. The blood'll hold it right on your face.