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2.24sHey, There's a lot of good looking people here.
2.82sOf course. This is the quahog Beautiful People's Club.
1.28sAnd, You're our newest member.
1.27sHere's your introductory basket.
2.34sIt's got some scented lotions, Ferrari sunglasses,
5.31sand of course, some pills to make your bowel movements smell like bakery-fresh cinnamon rolls.
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1.3sAhhh! Damn it!
2.23sAw, What happened? Orson fall down?
2.37sShut up! Just, i--I don't want to hear It!
1.33sWell, serves you right.
2sYou spent all that time trying to make Chris jealous,
1.4snow you have an eating disorder.
1.07sJuST Help me up!
3.2sWell, You know I would, but my doctor advised me against heavy lifting.
1.87sOh, hardy har har.
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0.97sWh--
2.2sWhat th--What the devil are you doing?
2.57sStop it! Stop it! I'm getting dizzy!
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