Create a Clip

Use the timeline below to select up to 20 seconds to watch or share.

3.94sI'm always making clever noises, and she never chuckles at 'em.
2.7sWell, I could prescribe some harsh antacids,
4.87sbut I think Lisa would benefit more from some herbal teas or aromatherapy.
3.52sYeah. You know, some of that all-natural stuff is really very well--
2.89sOh, no, you don't! Screw that touchy, queer-y crap!
2.2sWe'll take the harsh antacids.
2.7sNothing's too good for my little girl.
1.95sI sure settled his hash.
3.77sImagine that quack thinking he'd try one of those crazy new age cures.
2.07sThey're not all crazy, Dad.
2.33sSure they are, honey.
3.39sYou know, just because you say something is crazy, doesn't make it so.
3.07sAnd just because you think museums are boring and demolition derbies are fun,
2.34sdoesn't make that true either!
2.65sI'm sorry, Lisa.
2.27sOh, it's not your fault.
3.49sI know we love each other, Dad, but we're two very different people.
3.52sAnd much as I hate to say it, as time goes on,
2.87swe'll probably just drift further and further apart.
Index