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3.22sOh, you're gonna regret that, pinko!
2.9sOh, I am so sick of people hiding behind the Bill of Rights!
2.22sLook! He got chocolate on it!
1.05sI didn't mean to.
1.97sLook!
3.72sMm-hmm. You just licked off the part that forbids cruel and unusual punishment.
2.64sBeautiful.
1.65sReally? That much?
0.73sIt's gonna cost $10,000 to repair that document.
3.55sWha--
4.42sOf course, Omnitouch understands that real money doesn't grow on trees-- not these days.
3.29sFinally a company that understands my needs.
2.4sWe sure do. It's called caring.
0.53sSo we're even then?
1.94sNot by a long shot.
3.47sBut I have a solution that'll work out for both of us, especially you.
2.42s
3.84sI don't want a cellular transmitter sticking out of my roof.
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