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1.63sTrade you my next turn for your dessert.
1.53sDeal. D'oh!
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2sHey, how come the Smithsonian...
2.8sneeds to be sponsored by a cell phone company?
7.11sI can answer that. Uncle Sam needs to spend our tax dollars on the essentials: antitobacco programs, pro-tobacco programs,
3.64skilling wild donkeys and Israel. Good old government.
4.24sYeah, but corporate sponsorship cheapens our nation's treasures.
1.95sActually, they're Omnitouch's treasures now.
2.3sWe bought 'em during the last budget crisis.
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2.9sLook, they have Lincoln's hat.
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2.25sThank God for grave robbers.