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1.98sSo what's so great about the Bill of Rights?
2.74sIt guarantees all of the basic freedoms--
2.37sspeech, religion, the right to a speedy trial.
2.2sWhere? I don't see that.
2.63sDad, don't do that!
1.92sHmm, hmm.
3.1sGet out of Archie Bunker's chair now! Relax.
0.5sI'm just boning up on the old Constitution.
1.55s
3.22sOh, you're gonna regret that, pinko!
2.9sOh, I am so sick of people hiding behind the Bill of Rights!
2.22sLook! He got chocolate on it!
1.05sI didn't mean to.
1.97sLook!
3.72sMm-hmm. You just licked off the part that forbids cruel and unusual punishment.
2.64sBeautiful.
1.65sReally? That much?
0.73sIt's gonna cost $10,000 to repair that document.
3.55sWha--
4.42sOf course, Omnitouch understands that real money doesn't grow on trees-- not these days.
3.29sFinally a company that understands my needs.
2.4sWe sure do. It's called caring.
0.53sSo we're even then?
1.94sNot by a long shot.
3.47sBut I have a solution that'll work out for both of us, especially you.