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2.72sOh, no. Now I'm Dad!
3.52sOh, and I'm at a stupid, boring ballet!
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4.42sDad, wake up! Your snoring is disturbing the dancers.
2.04sHmm!
1.78sHow can you embarrass me like this?
2.67sYou won't sit through anything that doesn't have car crashes!
2sI'm sorry, honey.
2.02sGeez, why is Lisa so mad at me?
2.7sI only came to this dump so I could be with her.
2.6sAnd what happened to my big sandwich?
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5.3sUh! Boy, I can really be a pain in the butt.
2.33sGee, I should cut Dad some slack.
4.74sAfter all, he did take me to the ballet and the Smithsonian exhibit.
3.67sIn fact, he takes me lots of places he hates.
10.06sI told the witch doctor there's tightness iN my cheSt boom, boom, boom, boom I told the witch doctor he had to run A test Hi, sweetie.