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1.37sOhh!
3.4sOh, quit complaining. It's half the work of a divorced dad.
3.17sYeah, but it's twice as much as a deadbeat dad.
0.65sHomer!
2.57sThey know I'm kidding.
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2.3sOkay, Bart, it's your turn to pick.
4.14sWhere are we headed? Bowling? Demolition derby? P.J. O'Harrigan's?
2.52sIsn't that a funny name? Huh? Huh?
3sHysterical. But I traded my turn to Lisa for her dessert.
0.42sOh! We did a Lisa thing last month!
3.07s
2sAnd I'm glad we did.
3sBut now I think we should do something normal people would like.
2.69sWhy do you assume that I won't pick something fun?
1.82sLet's see.
2.17sOh, this looks very educational. Oh!
3.24s- Well, this could be quite enlightening.
- Ohh!
2.2s- Fine, how about--
- Ohh!
0.47sShe didn't say it yet!
2.15sGo ahead, sweetie.
3.74s- The book fair.
- Oh, no! I'm not falling for that again!
3.85sIf it doesn't have Siamese twins in a jar, it's not a fair.
2.27sOh! This is perfect!