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3.14sDad, you don't have to go to a new age store just for me.
2sI know you think this stuff is stupid.
2.02sNah, you must be thinking of your mother.
2.15sI'm always exploring alternatives...
4.57sand expanding my horizons into realms of--
2.15sCan't we just go in?
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2.6sOh, good! I've been meaning to buy a--
2.33s"Dream catcher"? Give me a break!
4.22sI just wish you could keep an open mind about other cultures. Other cultures are fine.
3.97sI'm just saying I can get along in life without a "toothbrush."
1.82sNamaste.
1.6sAnd a-ooga-booga to you too.
2.27sMay I tell you about our white-light specials?
2.72sAbsolutely not. My little girl's tummy hurts.
2.74s- Do you have anything to stop her complaining?
- Dad!
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2.4sHere. Try this wheat grass juice.
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1.17sWell, your tongue works.
2.7sMm-hmm. Hmm. Let's try some Oil of Lorenzo.
2.27sAnd what's keeping Joan Rivers alive?