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2.63sDad, don't do that!
1.92sHmm, hmm.
3.1sGet out of Archie Bunker's chair now! Relax.
0.5sI'm just boning up on the old Constitution.
1.55s
3.22sOh, you're gonna regret that, pinko!
2.9sOh, I am so sick of people hiding behind the Bill of Rights!
2.22sLook! He got chocolate on it!
1.05sI didn't mean to.
1.97sLook!
3.72sMm-hmm. You just licked off the part that forbids cruel and unusual punishment.
2.64sBeautiful.
1.65sReally? That much?
0.73sIt's gonna cost $10,000 to repair that document.
3.55sWha--
4.42sOf course, Omnitouch understands that real money doesn't grow on trees-- not these days.
3.29sFinally a company that understands my needs.