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2.43sWhen she swallowed that quarter, he spent all day with her.
2.97sI thought I could ride this thing out, but everything's just too weird here.
3.4sI know! They put honey on our pancakes instead of maple syrup.
3sAnd they read Newsweek instead of nothing!
3.34sCome on, you gloomy Gusses. Who's up for a big bowl on nonfat ice milk?
2.9sI want wintergreen. Unflavored for me.
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3.74sAnd then I saw my boy in a burlap sack,
3.07sand they told me he had lice.
1.73sIs this story going somewhere?
2.74sEasy there, Flub. We're all gonna get a chance.
1.84sMrs. Skinner, why are you here?
3.17sThe county is threatening to take my Seymour away.
4.04sOh, we had another fight over the inflatable bath pillow.
3sI kept screeching and screeching at him, but--
4.27sAll right, very good. Who knows how the Skinners could have resolved this problem?
2.77sWithout resorting to violence.
2.37sOr childish name-calling.
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