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1.8sDon't you worry, little girl.
2.03sWe'll get you some nice county dentures.
6.88s
2.07s"Parents are not to communicate with children...
3.2sand must stay at least 100 feet away at all times."
3.7sWe leave you the kids for three hours, and the county takes 'em away?
3.24sOh, bitch, bitch, bitch!
3.87sI can't believe I put my own pleasure ahead of my home and family.
1.93sThat is so like me.
1.93sOh, Marge, don't blame yourself.
2.1sI'm the terrible parent.
3.24sThe boy bugs the hell out of me, I can't help Lisa with her homework.
3.5sThe only thing I'm fit to take care of is a house plant.
2.4sLousy house plant!
3.8sYou son of a -- I'll teach you to-- D'oh-- YOu--
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