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1.47sOh! Neddie? Neddie!
2.87sNo, that ain't gonna do it.
1.87sI'm very proud of you people.
2.9sYou've learned how to care for your children, how to maintain your homes...
1.93sand you've all passed the drug test.
3.1sExcept for Marge. Marge, you tested positive for crack and P.C.P.
3.3sOkay, the retest says you're clean. Sorry about the mistake.
3.37sThe only thing I'm high on is love--
2.54slove for my son and daughters.
3.34sYes, a little L.S.D. is all I need.
2.34sAll right. Sounds very good.
1.8sJeepers H. Crackers!
2.1sI'd better call the reverend.
2.94sNed Flanders is on the phone.
1.97sI-- You see, the Simpson kids-- Eedelee--
1.8sI-- B-Baptism-- Oodelee--