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0.73sShut up! Shut up!
1.77sWe better check with a doctor.
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3.25sWelcome to Virtual Doctor.
2.6sFrom the makers of Dragon Quest and SimSandwich.
1.77sEnter symptoms now.
2.57s- Let's see. Crusty sores.
- Yes.
1.65sHorrible wailing.
1.6sYes! Yes!
2.04sAny exposure to unsanitary conditions?
2.43sDuh! We're pigs!
2.94sOkay. And diagnose.
1.94sYou've got leprosy.
2.15sLeprosy!
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2.59sUnclean! Unclean!
3.4sHelp us, Virtual Doc. Look at me. I'm on my knees.
2.13sGood-bye.
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2.27sExcellent.
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3.87sLeprosy! I can't believe it! That fortune cookie was right!
3.55sWhy would God punish a kid? I mean, an American kid?
3.49sNow, guys, leprosy thrives in filthy conditions.
2.2sSo your only chance is to clean up the house.