4.44sDad, Bart, I played a horrible trick on you, and I'm really sorry.
2.4sYou don't have leprosy. It's just oatmeal.
3.29sYeah, we know. I figured it out after I ate one of my chest sores.
1.79sWell, then let's get out of here.
4.17sNo way. We scored a free Hawaiian vacation. This place is a blast.
2.7sAll we have to do is endure two hours of blinding pain.
2.87sThen it's nothing but shopping and surfing.