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3.34sOh, thank God you're all right.
4.44sDad, Bart, I played a horrible trick on you, and I'm really sorry.
2.4sYou don't have leprosy. It's just oatmeal.
3.29sYeah, we know. I figured it out after I ate one of my chest sores.
1.79sWell, then let's get out of here.
4.17sNo way. We scored a free Hawaiian vacation. This place is a blast.
2.7sAll we have to do is endure two hours of blinding pain.
2.87sThen it's nothing but shopping and surfing.
2.39sTonight we're gonna put our fake sores back on,
2.27sthen jump the fence at Club Med and scare the normals.
2.08sWell, it all sounds lovely, but--
2.92sCome on. Loosen up. This is paradise.
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2.2sNumber one, report to the dermabrasion hut.
4.27sThat's me. Do do do do Da da da da
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1.93sAloha--
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2.54sAloha-- Ow!
3.4sUntil we meet a--
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