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2.27sPeople like dogs, Mr. Burns.
1.43sDogs are idiots.
8.64sIf I came into your house and started sniffing at your crotch and slobbering all over your face what would you say?
1.65sIf you did it, sir?
2.34sExactly. You'd be fit to be tied.
1.43sDogs!
1.4sHmm.
1.7sNo!
2.82sYou are not performing that operation yourself.
1.85sBut, Marge, it looks so easy.
2sjust like carving a turkey.
2.02sOh! Oh!
2.17sEww!
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3.2sMaybe you're right, Marge.
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2.85sI found a way we can pay for the operation.
1.02sAll right!
1.27sHear that, boy?
2.43sWhat do you got, Marge, insurance scam?
3.7sWe're just going to have to make a few sacrifices.
3.9sHomer, you're going to have to give up beer for a while.
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