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1.13sHow old are you?
1.27sWhat's your birthday?
1.07sNo kidding.
1.92sWhat's Lisa's birthday?
2.67sWhat? You don't know your sister's birthday?
1.53sStrap on your bulletproof vest.
1.93sIt's time for another bank run.
3.97sIf I don't make it promise you won't sleep with my wife.
1.57sI promise nothing.
2.25sYou'll never guess what happened, Marge.
1.05sAre you ready?
4.7sI have a feeling that we may win...
1.72sthe lottery!
1.42sBut we never, ever--
2.89sCalm down and listen to me carefully.
2sGo get all your money--
4.45sI buy one lottery ticket a week with the girls at the hair salon.
2.77sThat's enough excitement for me.
2.89sThe lottery is the one ray of hope
2.77sin my otherwise unbearable life!
2.62sUh, the lottery and you.