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2.35sI don't need your crummy job.
1.7sI won the lottery!
2.55sWell, I won the lottery too!
1.9sWe both won the lottery!
2.4sWhy don't you win the lottery too?
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2.27sWhere everybody wins!
2.67sActual odds of winning: one in 380 million.
1.17sThe lottery--
3.13sexploiter of the poor and ignorant.
4.44sYou know, I heard the jackpot's up to $130 million.
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1.93s$130 million?
2.32sDid you say $130 million?
0.93sYeah.
0.83sWow!
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1.48sHere's your lottery ticket.
2.37sThank you for knocking over my inventory.
1sCome again.
2.37sBart, I need some lucky numbers fast.
1.13sHow old are you?
1.27sWhat's your birthday?
1.07sNo kidding.
1.92sWhat's Lisa's birthday?
2.67sWhat? You don't know your sister's birthday?
1.53sStrap on your bulletproof vest.