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3.9sIt's times like this I'm glad I flunked out of dental school.
3.15sLousy chub night.
3.54sHey, how come he gets meat and we don't?
1.93sYou wouldn't want what he's eating.
1.83sIt's mostly snouts and entrails.
3.35sMmm... snouts.
1.52sYes, I'm back.
6.19sKent Brockman is not the kind of man who would leave a $500,000-a-year job because he won a lottery.
1sI'm a journalist.
5.17sHe's got all the money in the world but there's one thing he can't buy.
1.57sWhat's that?
1.85sA dinosaur.
3.14sI'm not the only one benefiting from last week's big payoff.
2sState schools got their share too.
3.95sHere, lottery officials present Springfield Elementary with a brand-new eraser.
1.07sOne eraser?
2.24sI'm used to my government betraying me.