3.07sOh, Santa's Little Helper, you're alive!
2.02sWe were so worried about you.
3.9sIt's times like this I'm glad I flunked out of dental school.
3.15sLousy chub night.
3.54sHey, how come he gets meat and we don't?
1.93sYou wouldn't want what he's eating.
1.83sIt's mostly snouts and entrails.